Strona główna Działy English Zone Letter from Tesco

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  • #16645
    MK
    Członek

    What can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping……….

    This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

    Dear Mrs. Murray,
    While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
    Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
    1. June 15:

    Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking.

    2. July 2:

    Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7:

    Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

    4. July 19:

    Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3′ in housewares….. and watched what happened.

    5. August 14:

    Moved a 'CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

    6. September 15:

    Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

    7. September 23:

    When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

    8. October 4:

    Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
    9. November 10:

    While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
    10. December 3:
    Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible’ theme.

    11. December 6:

    In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look’ using different size funnels.

    12. December 18:

    Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!’ 'PICK ME!’

    13. December 21:

    When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It’s those voices again.’

    And; last, but not least:

    14. December 23:

    Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.’

    #101801
    slanting_eye
    Członek

    …albo do zdrowia….psychicznego 🙂

    #101802
    kunegunda
    Participant

    TO powinno byc ostrzezenie dla kobiet FACECI NIE ZNASZA ZAKUPOW!!!!!!!!!!

    #101803
    jackyl
    Participant

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    slanting_eye wrote:

    …albo do zdrowia….psychicznego 🙂

    wycieli mnie sprzed Cie.. znowu.. 😉

    #101826
    Uxbridge
    Członek

    Tak to jest jak się chce koniecznie odpowiedzieć na post poprzednika, bez względu na to czy w temacie. 🙂
    Wyciąłem Jackyla i przeniosłem post do innego działu. A w międzyczasie się Slanting musiał ozwać…

    #101828
    slanting_eye
    Członek

    to sie stalo w tej samej sekundzie:)

    #101842
    ToRuNiAk
    Członek

    I thought it is only english speaking zone?! Isn’t it?

    #101850
    cheeky girl
    Participant

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    ToRuNiAk wrote:

    I thought it is only english speaking zone?! Isn’t it?

    Some people just cannot resist… 🙄 😉

    #101861
    jackyl
    Participant

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    ”cheeky wrote:

    ToRuNiAk wrote:

    I thought it is only english speaking zone?! Isn’t it?

    Some people just cannot resist… 🙄 :wink:[/quote]

    or some people just can’t understand polish in this twilight zone.. 😉

    Uxbridge wrote:

    Tak to jest jak się chce koniecznie odpowiedzieć na post poprzednika, bez względu na to czy w temacie. 🙂
    Wyciąłem Jackyla i [b:02fe423bda]przeniosłem post do innego działu.[/b:02fe423bda] A w międzyczasie się Slanting musiał ozwać…

    ToRuNiAk wrote:

    I thought it is only english speaking zone?! Isn’t it?

    initially it was in the other zone.. 😉

    #103871
    Anonim
    Gość

    i may try some of those ideas out while shopping at tescos next time=]

    #104240
    SAMIRAHINI
    Członek

    I believe it’s all made up.This piece has been circulating online for some time now and also was read out on the radio sometime ago.
    But indeed this is to make u aware what may happen if your lad is left with no attention 😉

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