What’s a chav and a slinky got in common?
They both have no real use but its fun to watch them fall down the stairs
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Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for absolutely no reason.
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Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for absolutely no reason.
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What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
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How do you make a chav take off his socks?
Ask him to count to twenty.
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What do you call a chav with two GCSEs?
A liar.
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What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side.
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What do you call a male chav with two brain cells?
Gifted.
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What do you call a female chav with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
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