jokes about Poles

[towelie]

A new map of the world has been drawn. The North Pole is at the top, the South Pole is at the bottom and every other fuckin’ Pole is in Britain. 😀
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How many polish people does it take to clean a toilet?
None thats a niggers job
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A Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.

"For God’s sake, Lech," said his bride, "you take your tool and you put it where I pee."

So he got up and threw his spanner in the sink.
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What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

😀
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Why do Poles smear shit on the walls at a wedding?

To keep the flies off the bride.
😀
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Twelve Poles were about to rape a German girl, and she screamed "Nein, nein!"
So three of them left. 😀
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whats got more poles than an 8 berth house tent?
my local job centre. 😀
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Why aren’t there any Polish people in america?

Cos all the niggers take the shit jobs

[slanting_eye]

no trzeci najlepszy

hahahahaha

[bloodlette]

But it’s an old one;) I’ve heard it with Jaś as a main character a few years ago;)

Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."

Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin.

Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear
hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR
LEFT" so they went home.

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor
and started lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of the
plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he
himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down
together. The Polak understood and was ready.
The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. The
instructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. The
Polak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for
a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping
from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute
did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute
open, darted past the Polak.
The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his
parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"

[Dzieju]

A Polish bloke drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says: 'In Poland, our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice’.

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says: 'In Pakistan, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either’.

A British girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches her glass. She says: 'In Britain, we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles, that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.

God save the Queen.

[Autor]

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