Mój ulubiony. Ze względów oczywistych musi być po angielsku:
In the church, during the mess, three nuns smoke cigarettes somewhere under stairs to the bell-tower. But one of them objects:
-What if the priest will see us?
-Don’t worry, we’ve got special things, if he came, we’ll put our cigarettes into it.
-What’s that?
-Well, to be honest with you I don’t know what is that really for. It’s called condom and is just perfect to hide the cigarette in.
-How did you get it?
-Every newsagent has them, you see.
Because the nun found condoms very useful, indeed, she went to the drug store.
-Have you got condoms?
-Well, of course.
-Can I have one?
-Well, we have got different packs: three, six and twelve packs.
-OK, let it be twelve.
-And what size?
-I really don’t know. Just for a Camel.
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