just a joke :)

[Dzieju]

> > Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough
> > pub when a well-dressed man in a suit enters, orders a beer and sits
> on a stool at the bar.. The two builders start to speculate about the
> > occupation of the suit…

> > Dave: – I reckon he’s an accountant.

> > Stuart: – No way – he’s a stockbroker.

> > Dave: – He ain’t no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn’t come in here!

> > The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer
> gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he
> sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get
> > the better of the builder…

> > Dave: – 'Scuse me…. no offence meant, but me and me mate were
> wondering what you do for a living?

> > Suit: – No offence taken! I’m a Logical Scientist by profession

> > Dave: – Oh! What’s that then?

> > Suit: – I’ll try to explain by example … Do you have a goldfish at home?

> > Dave: – Er… mmm… well yeah, I do as it happens!

> > Suit: – Well, it’s logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a
> > pond. Which is it?

> > Dave: – It’s in a pond!

> > Suit: – Well it’s reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

> > Dave: – As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.

> > Suit: – Well then it’s logical to assume that in this town if you have
> a large garden then you have a large house?

> > Dave: – As it happens I’ve got a five bedroom house … built it myself!

> > Suit: – Well given that you’ve built a five bedroom house it is logical to
> > assume that you haven’t built it just for yourself and that you are quite
> > probably married?

> > Dave: – Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children..

> > Suit: – Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active
> > with your wife on a regular basis?

> > Dave: – Yep! Five times a week!

> > Suit: – Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate
> very
> > often?

> > Dave: – Do what? Not me mate!

> > Suit: – Well there you are! That’s logical science at work!

> > Dave: – How’s that then?

> > Suit: – Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I’ve told you about
> > your sex life!

> > Dave: – I see! That’s pretty impressive … thanks mate!

> > Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.

> > Stuart: – I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

> > Dave: – Yep! He’s a logical scientist!

> > Stuart: – What’s that then?

> > Dave: – I’ll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Stuart: – Nope
Dave: – Well then, you’re a w * nker