After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend,
Jonathan notices a photo of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he really didn’t give it much thought;
she had never mentioned it so why should he.
But after a month or so into the relationship
he began to stress about it;
even imagining the photo is staring at him
whilst he was doing the deed.
It was causing him so much anxiety
that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who on earth is he, then?" he demands.
She blows into his ears
gives him an extra special deep kiss
and whispers "That’s me 6 months ago"
