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Marta Klecz

Last week was my 40th birthday and I didn’t feel very well when I woke up
that morning. I sat there at breakfast hoping my wife would
be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present
for me.As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy
I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember.My
kids came into breakfast and didn’t say a word. so when I left for the
office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Linda said, "good morning,
boss, happy birthday!" it felt good that at least someone had
remembered.I worked until one o’clock and then Linda knocked on my door
and said, "you know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your
birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "thanks Linda, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day.
Let’s go!" we went to lunch. but we didn’t go where we normally would
go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. we had two
martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the
office, Linda said, "you know, it’s such a beautiful day… we don’t need
to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. what do you
have in mind?" She said, "let’s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Linda turned to me and said, "boss,
if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment.I’ll
be right back." "OK." I replied, somewhat nervously.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake… followed by my wife, kids, and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday"
and I just sat there…
on the couch…