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Marta Klecz
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
Redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he
Sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes
and
her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back
in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the
Theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap ……… and stay for breakfast.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?".

"No," she replies………"

"You just happened to catch my eye."